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St. who?! St. Valentine! HAAAAAA! Get it?! Well, I’d be surprised if you did. It’s a reference to a promise I made EXACTLY a year ago today! 😀 You can see this blog post (St. who?) by clicking on these words. However if you are of the lazy type and do not want to click the entry link, I’ll quote myself from the post: “The next time you see it [the “You Touch My Heart” image] will be in 2009. That of course is if my stuff is successful and my site will live to see the day. Heh… Ew, kinda nervous now.” Ahhhh! Do you see why I am so ZOMG!?? We made it. 🙂 Our site HAS lived to see the day!! Isn’t it amazing? Who woulda thought that a year later from that blog post I’d be writing about this in which you are reading now? Ha! Sure we don’t have many videos and they are subpar (lol), but heeyyyy, you still come back to the site, right?! We ARE cool, yes?!?! Haha. I am quite pleased with myself, the site, and the people who help make it possible, including the visitors who read this! Yay! 😀 Happy Valentine’s Day! I hope yours (or Single’s Awareness Day) was fantastic. I know mine was. :]]] I literally love you guys… thanks for continuing to support the site, even just by reading my words I type. :] While I didn’t have time to get around to making a V-Day NintendoBoy video, I do have something better… a love song with Mario Kart lyrics! This is a famous video on YouTube with over 2 million videos, so you may of seen it, but if not, you are in for a treat! I have this song on my iPod… not even kidding. Amazing music, and the lyrics are just fantastic; if you love Mario Kart, you will get very smiley from this. :]] Enjoy, and thanks for staying with the site everyone! ZOMG… I can’t believe we are still around…! x)

Written by: Andrew Shain

Now most people ask: How did Jeff get to be so funny? This Article is all about how not only Jeff, but humor in general works. It was a long and extensive research process but I think I finally have narrowed down the four components to being funny.  Of course this article is coming from the least funny person in the videos, but hey, we all can’t be Bruce Willis! The components are…

1) Timing – First you don’t ever want to have bad timing. It’s the most important of them all, even more so than the joke itself. You do not want to tell a joke at a funeral for instance (trust me), they will call you stupid and kick you out. The appropriate timing is between 1-5 seconds after someone has set you up for the joke, any earlier and you will look like a chiming-in turd. And later and people will say you have bad timing.

2) Material – This is the actually Joke. This consists of the Set-Up and Punch-line. Set-ups can get a bit lengthy thats why you should always try and shorten the set-up as much as possible. The Punch-line should have a funniness factor of 4:1 minimum (see wikipedia’s “Funny Factor, Section 5, Page E7)

3) Delivery – This correlates to your timing, this and how you express the joke. Laugh, or at least chuckle) when you say the funny part so they know when to laugh, however do not laugh hard enough that no one can hear you.

4) Audience – Don’t tell Jew jokes to Holocaust survivors.

This all being said, you can just do what Jeff does and plagiarize all of your jokes from Family Guy, Futurama, or the Simpsons. This and stealing all of my ideas/jokes will get you far in life and you too can be just like Jeff and wind up somehow with your own successful website! (Please, invest in my upside-down hair! It’s the only thing I still have to my name!)

-Andrew “Are you joking kidding me?!” Shain

Written by: jinxsprinkles999

Hey guys jinx here!

Since there seems to be a little confusion abotu when out next video is and other random updates im here to clarify some coudy subjects. Jeff is disclosing the time when he makes the next video so we will jsut have to wait. I mean im like second in command and I don’t know when this thing is going to made. In case the other admins were aondering i about myrank: I am only being sarcastic about how vague the date of makig this video really is im not actually second in command. Anyway the videoo date is disclosed due to unknown reasons 9_9 .

A new and excting feature that should actually be up within the month is an online comic of nintendo boy and his sidekick jinx. yes! an online comic! the bet part is that these are new adventures that you cannot see in theat… i mean videos!

Another subject that will be discussed at will is an ethics page only because Jeff and I have been arguing ovwr this for the past day. I will open a forum section over this question soon so that i can finally figure out who has the better argument. I don’t know. could you please help me!?

otherwise enjoi the site!